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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Aemilius Paulus lectures his troops about being patient with their generals, takes away their javelins.

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Hey. Hey, bro. Hey… I’ve got 4 million francs here that say you’re not about to depose me.

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The self-touted “Anti-Captain Morgan,” Manuel Rivero Pardal, exaggerated his successes to an outrageous degree.

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Return of the Vampire.

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President Eisenhower’s funny story about a cross-eyed judge.

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Sir John Harington’s naughty joke.

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King James published an anti-smoking campaign… in the 17th century!

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John Floyd, Secretary of War prior to the Civil War, pulls a Scumbag Steve.

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British defender during the siege of Acre fights Napoleon with the mighty power of libel.

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The wonderful world of Confederate tent-signs.

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American paratroopers enjoy beef that’s so good, you could stick a magnet to it! …Wait, what?

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No, no, no! I didn’t mean LITERALLY kill that priest! I was speaking figuratively!

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Lt. Ralph C. Rounds was a troublemaker in the truest sense of the word!

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Sam Ervin: 1 - Angry American: 0

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Coriolanus was a mamma’s boy!

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Poor Pope Innocent II isn’t being taken seriously!

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The Persian king Darius tells Athens to stop bothering him for money.

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YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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Don’t pay any attention to your supportive friend, Senator.

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One does not simply shoot Teddy Roosevelt.

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The myriad, fabulous uses for mummified human remains.

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The Red Baron gets so excited about his first aerial kill that he nearly crashes!

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William Taft and his son’s constitutional right!

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A Spartan returns from battle a hero, panties literally drop, and citizens follow him through the streets encouraging him to immediately start making babies.

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That is an entirely new level of awkward.

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