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Astrologers predict that your capital will rebel against you? Just build a new capital next door and force everyone to move there. Problem solved!

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During the Battle of Fort Sumter, participants on both sides tried to make a point of being as nonplussed and clever as possible!

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Union soldier has an argument with his comrades about whether or not he is, in fact, wounded.

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Is it China’s turn to shell Taiwan, or is it Taiwan’s turn to shell the mainland? Check the calendar and let’s get this over with.

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Congressman is found hiding under his desk, and is outraged at having been discovered.

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The ‘macho’ Earl of Essex threw fits – literally!

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The Persian king Darius tells Athens to stop bothering him for money.

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Douglas Haig accidentally ate a pleasant lunch at a brothel!

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Captain Sobel of Easy Company teaches the right lesson to the wrong soldiers!

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Truman loses his press conference privileges.

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Churchill tries to win an argument with Stalin by using a Lenin quote. Stalin didn’t think this was as funny as Churchill did.

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Lt. Ralph C. Rounds was a troublemaker in the truest sense of the word!

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♪ Ow, stop pushing ♫ ♪

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The Lincolns were cute.

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Utterly impossible!

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Napoleon demonstrates that you should never be ashamed to be ignorant of something if you’re willing to learn.

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Good Guy Napoleon guilt-trips Genoa’s population for toppling a statue of Andrea Doria, offers to help pay for the restoration.

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Attila the pothead.

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Calvin Coolidge enjoys his new occupation.

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A French general vows to run Napoleon’s nose in his retreat from Egypt, dies before he gets the chance.

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Aemilius Paulus lectures his troops about being patient with their generals, takes away their javelins.

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Napoleon’s guide through the Alps tries to trick Napoleon when collecting his reward, doesn’t get away with it.

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Hey. Hey, bro. Hey… I’ve got 4 million francs here that say you’re not about to depose me.

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The origin of the Teddy Bear is a cute story!

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Abraham Lincoln takes a jab at himself!

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