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Cato the Elder expels a senator for public display of affection, then makes a bad marriage joke.

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Hollywood actress thinks she’s a doctor, advises the wrong person about doctor things.

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The Duke of Wellington was both dry and British.

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Groucho Marx hits on the First Lady of the United States.

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The ‘laughable’ sight of a Union Army sewing circle!

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When Napoleon’s brothers begged him not to sell Louisiana to the United States, he responded by splashing them with bath water.

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German cavalryman misunderstands a request from Mrs. Hoover, innocently steals two cows.

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Retreating is for cowards!

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Don Rickles Would've Been a Great Spartan General

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A 19th century slap-fight, complete with angry letters!

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Cicero wins his first prosecution case so quickly and decisively that he publishes all the prepared speeches he was going to give if the case hadn’t ended!

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The most tactless ambassador ever, part 2.

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Napoleon threatens to invade England, then claims he was only bluffing, despite the absolutely hilarious amount of evidence to the contrary!

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English diplomats worry that one of their peers is getting better French bribes than they are!

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Alexander the Tyrant captures Pelopidas, but Pelopidas DGAF.

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Venetian ambassador has the pirate William Piers locked up in the harshest prison conditions he can think of, is frustrated to find out that the pirate is paying for extra good service in prison.

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Henry II doesn’t have time for your nonsense.

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America sends a nice telegram to the Russians, the Russians send a really mean one back and then laugh uproariously about it.

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16th century English gentlemen go to war with each other over… whether or not to build a small damn on the River Trent.

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A donkey was once sentenced to death in 18th century France, but was pardoned for good behavior.

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The most tactless ambassador ever.

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Port Royal was so raunchy that visiting preachers would give up almost immediately!

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Christopher Lee reveals: One simple trick how to AWAYS be given shore leave by the British military! (RAF officers HATE this!)

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This isn’t what it looks like!

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The Kuba people of the Congo had the most hilariously simple creation myth.

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