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Groucho Marx hits on the First Lady of the United States.

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The Duke of Wellington was both dry and British.

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Lt. Ralph C. Rounds was a troublemaker in the truest sense of the word!

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New recruits on the German submarine U-405 were expected to sing opera over the ship’s speakers!

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Hollywood actress thinks she’s a doctor, advises the wrong person about doctor things.

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Good Guy Napoleon was very chummy with his troops.

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The Skylab 4 Mutiny

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The French have a bit of fun with the Polish language.

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That is an entirely new level of awkward.

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The Kuba people of the Congo had the most hilariously simple creation myth.

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The most tactless ambassador ever.

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The Trumans were both terrible drivers, and at least one of them was a hypocrite!

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“We’re not going to let you call your witness, because your witness might destroy our case and we might lose. Thanks for being so understanding!”

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Port Royal was so raunchy that visiting preachers would give up almost immediately!

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Dom Pedro II of Brazil arranges for his daughters to be married, but they find that they each prefer the other’s fiancé!

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The Demon Core

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A donkey was once sentenced to death in 18th century France, but was pardoned for good behavior.

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Queen Ada of Caria liked Alexander the Great so much that she adopted him as her son and successor and even sent him lots of cakes!

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Salvador Dali copied himself!

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Chico Marx, what the hell?

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When Alexander the Great first sat on the throne of Darius III of Persia, it made for a comical incident.

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Roosevelt visits Germany after World War I, goes out of his way to offend them.

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Cato the Elder expels a senator for public display of affection, then makes a bad marriage joke.

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Two men fight a deadly duel over which beer is better!

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The universe blesses three E Company soldiers with extreme convenience.

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