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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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The director of All Quiet on the Western Front shows that the producers never actually read the book!

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FDR preferred simple, direct language.

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Reporters get stranded on campaign because Robert Kennedy forgot to quote George Bernard Shaw!

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Lucius Albinus Would Do ANything for a Vestal Virgin

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Typically Russian tirade meets a typically British response.

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The French and English meet for peace talks, despite false rumors that the other side is secretly attacking them elsewhere.

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SITUATION NORMAL. DO NOT PANIC.

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Roman Cardinal ends up in a painting of Napoleon’s coronation, later asks the painter to paint him some hair.

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Queen Anna plays arts-and-crafts with English state treasure.

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The cities of Lugdunum and Vienna switch their allegiances to keep fighting each other!

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Translation: Yeahhh, no thanks.

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Bros before… everyone else.

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Groucho Marx runs into Greta Garbo, backs out of the situation as only Groucho Marx could.

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William Byrd II is back with more sex-capades. That boy needs Jesus.

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Nicholas II breaks.

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An elderly voter doesn’t know how to acronym.

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Henry II of England may or may not have been a direct descendent of Satan. I guess we’ll never know for sure!

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W. C. Fields didn’t take any chances!

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AGAIN?! You've gotta be KIDDING ME!

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John Adams has a playful fight with his wife about women’s rights in the new republic!

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Churchill and Stalin share a hearty guffaw.

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Stonewall Jackson accidentally tells his men to shoot him… sort of.

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In late 16th century England, there existed an actual thief school.

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A group of Southern gawkers learn the hard way that battles are dangerous affairs!

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Confederate soldiers take over 300 Union prisoners by sneaking up behind their lines and pretending to relieve their shifts!

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