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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Groucho Marx runs into Greta Garbo, backs out of the situation as only Groucho Marx could.

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Captain Morgan thought one of his Spanish prisoners didn’t understand English, so he let him listen to all of his plans. Well, he did understand English, and then he escaped. Oops!

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Bros before… everyone else.

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Greek soldiers struggle to kill a Persian general while he’s lying on the ground, helpless, because he’s just wearing SO MUCH armor.

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Queen Isabella of Castile had such a great nickname for her eldest daughter.

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Geronimo earns a little spending money after his famous final capture!

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Don’t you hate it when you catch a monster watering your neighbor’s rose bushes?

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A few of the “lighter moments” of the Worcester Tornado.

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SITUATION NORMAL. DO NOT PANIC.

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Captain Morgan outwits the Spanish captain Don Alonzo a second time, salutes the Spaniard with cannons as he escapes into the night.

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Russia tried Prohibition before the United States, resulting in an astonishing 25% loss in tax revenue. And did the Russians drink any less? NOPE.

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The Motion Picture Association of America relaxes their morals a bit, Variety celebrates with a lewd poem.

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Secretary of State Cordell Hull had a pronounced lisp, and nobody liked to make fun of him for it more than FDR!

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A group of Southern gawkers learn the hard way that battles are dangerous affairs!

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The First Lady compliments the future Swedish ambassador for eating a worm.

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JFK unleashes a savage verbal attack on his friend.

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The cities of Lugdunum and Vienna switch their allegiances to keep fighting each other!

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John Adams has a playful fight with his wife about women’s rights in the new republic!

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Roman Cardinal ends up in a painting of Napoleon’s coronation, later asks the painter to paint him some hair.

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Christopher Lee's friends had no internet yet, so they had to resort to letters to troll his uptight Swedish father-in-law

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Churchill and Stalin share a hearty guffaw.

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The spaghetti is a trap!

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The Apache warrior Geronimo and his men made a game of trolling their pursuers.

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Redo. Redo. Redo. Redo. Redo. Ah, there we go. Fair and balanced elections!

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Napoleon was a Three Minute Finish...

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