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Stonewall Jackson accidentally tells his men to shoot him… sort of.

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The French and English meet for peace talks, despite false rumors that the other side is secretly attacking them elsewhere.

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In late 16th century England, there existed an actual thief school.

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Greek soldiers struggle to kill a Persian general while he’s lying on the ground, helpless, because he’s just wearing SO MUCH armor.

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FDR preferred simple, direct language.

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Overreaction much?

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John Adams has a playful fight with his wife about women’s rights in the new republic!

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During the negotiations for the Brest-Litovsk Treaty, the Germans advanced into Russian territory with about as much effort as the average commuter taking the subway to work.

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Nazi propaganda accidentally predicts US paratrooper haircuts.

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Sentry duty turns one British Corporal into a sex addict [WWI].

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Manlius Lives Up To His Name

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A few of the “lighter moments” of the Worcester Tornado.

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Roman Cardinal ends up in a painting of Napoleon’s coronation, later asks the painter to paint him some hair.

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Teddy Roosevelt isn’t afraid of sharks. Even when he’s in the water and surrounded by sharks he isn’t afraid of sharks. Literally. SHARKS.

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The cities of Lugdunum and Vienna switch their allegiances to keep fighting each other!

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Captain Morgan outwits the Spanish captain Don Alonzo a second time, salutes the Spaniard with cannons as he escapes into the night.

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Archimedes talks a BIG game… and delivers!

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Eleanor of Aquitaine saves an obscure young knight, a decision which would pay off MASSIVELY down the road.

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William Byrd II is back with more sex-capades. That boy needs Jesus.

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SITUATION NORMAL. DO NOT PANIC.

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Queen Anna plays arts-and-crafts with English state treasure.

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Stop shooting my gun so I can shoot you!

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The new Queen of England travels south from Scotland, happily throws tons of parties and steals everyone’s things along the way.

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Lucius Albinus Would Do ANything for a Vestal Virgin

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Theban military commander, himself a secret conspirator, keeps getting handed messages about how there is a conspiracy afoot, and has to keep pretending to deal with it!

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