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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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President Wilson suffers a devastating attack in public.

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Roses are red, like the comb of a hen; novels are for women, history for men.

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You just could not trip up Katharine Hepburn.

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Caribbean pirate by day, Boston celebrity also by day.

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The Christmas Truce.

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James VI threatens to moon his subjects!

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Philip IV of Spain, er… rises to the challenge.

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Putting the Civil back in Civil War.

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Oh no, I 'dropped' our standard in the middle of the enemy formation. I guess now we have to go get it. Oh noooooooo.

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South Carolinian militia storm and capture Castle Pinckney, near Forts Sumter and Moultrie. They aren’t quite prepared for the shit-talking daughter of one of the captured sergeants.

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Hitler narrowly avoided assassination. It was the best day ever.

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Don’t you hate when you’re being interviewed for a TV show, and it turns out the guy interviewing you is someone you almost killed in World War II? Isn’t that just the worst?

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See this one easy trick the Byzantine emperor Manuel Comnenus used to get Louis VII to leave his city. French crusaders HATE this!

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Let's fulfill our dream of flying by tying a lot of balloons to a lawn chair. What can possibly go wrong?

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Hitler interrogates his dog.

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Don Pedro de Ayala, the fist-fighting 16th century Spanish diplomat, made such a sport out of teasing his ambassadorial colleague that it became a favorite activity of the English court!

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Easy Company really, REALLY hated Captain Sobel.

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Take THAT, South Carolina JERKS!

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LOOK AT IT.

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Napoleon disappoints a stalker.

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Cato the Elder’s son Marcus loses his sword during the Battle of Pydna, so he rounds up a posse to go and kill a few thousand enemy soldiers while looking for it.

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Raymond of Poitiers becomes prince of Antioch by sneaking over to the city, proposing to the mother of the heiress, and then quickly and secretly marrying her daughter while she’s off preparing for the wedding. Ta da!

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What better way to try and convince your father that you should marry your sister and become heir to the throne than by giving your father a weird, awkward, pornographic painting?

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Is it China’s turn to shell Taiwan, or is it Taiwan’s turn to shell the mainland? Check the calendar and let’s get this over with.

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Millionaire problems breed millionaire solutions!

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