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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Sir Walter Raleigh had a biting comeback at the ready during his trial!

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It’s a trap!

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Empress Matilda pulls a ‘Mission Impossible’ down the walls of her besieged castle, dons a disguise and calmly walks out through the enemy camp. Ta da!

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Helen Hayes is told she and her husband are going to get thrown out of the theater if she doesn’t stop interrupting her own film.

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“We’re not going to let you call your witness, because your witness might destroy our case and we might lose. Thanks for being so understanding!”

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A young FDR visits Germany, where he fights a window-closing Prussian officer and gets arrested four times in a single day.

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Robert Mitchum is fed up with co-star Loretta Young, pays for the opportunity to yell expletives at her.

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A young FDR steals the Kaiser's pencil.

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Egyptian sheikh is disappointed that a visiting French chemist isn’t a sorcerer.

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Messy Mrs. Truman.

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The Fort Sumter garrison receives a care package of delicious treats, and the officers try their very best to not gobble them all up!

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A most pleasant argument.

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Hollywood actress thinks she’s a doctor, advises the wrong person about doctor things.

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King Henry VIII and his court get mugged at their own feast!

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Pelopidas isn’t interested in a fair fight.

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The Duke of Wellington was both dry and British.

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Groucho Marx hits on the First Lady of the United States.

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In the early years of their marriage, Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon were super adorable.

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First Lady McKinley could be a little intense.

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AWKWARD.

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German cavalryman misunderstands a request from Mrs. Hoover, innocently steals two cows.

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German diarist’s village is occupied by the Americans in the end of the Second World War, finds it so completely underwhelming that he has to be reminded to even write about it.

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The Emperor of Brazil is upset that his wife is fat and ugly, cries a lot.

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King James VI and I of England would knight just about anybody.

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It was a fashion emergency and these Brazilian ladies found a way.

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