Eddie Long died aged 63, which means he is worth 37 points. However, he is also a unique pick, and the first to die, so 25 bonus points will be awarded to.... me.
I got first pick, which places me at the top of the leaderboard on 62 points. Sixty two fucking points, and we aren't even 3 weeks into the new year yet.
I picked him because I saw some before and after pics of him. He lost a ton of weight. His church has issued a statment saying he died of cancer, but I think he had AIDs, and didn't want anyone to know about it. It is the only explanation, as he lost a shit ton of weight, has been accused of some weird sexual stuff in the past, and he tried to play everything off as though he was fine and cover up his illness.
Regardless of how he died, I'm in 1st place. Kek.
This is completely true, nobody else has seen the entire pick list apart from myself.
But why would I go to the trouble of setting up deathpool just to rig it in my favour? There's no fun in that. I will send the doc I'm using to Jobes after he has submitted his pick list, so there is more than one person keeping track of the list in future.