I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.
Its early you'll have to excuse my mistake, the spears will be victorious, search your feelings you know it to be true. Give in to your anger.
Its early you'll have to excuse my mistake, the spears will be victorious, search your feelings you know it to be true. Give in to your anger.
You seem to have forgotten that spears are a melee weapon. Brussels sprouts can be thrown, launched from a trebuchet, fired from a slingshot, used in cannons. The best a spear can hope for it an atlatl.
You seem to have forgotten that spears are a melee weapon. Brussels sprouts can be thrown, launched from a trebuchet, fired from a slingshot, used in cannons. The best a spear can hope for it an atlatl.
An Asparagus Ballista would destroy any of your sprout based weapons. It is far superior technology.
An Asparagus Ballista would destroy any of your sprout based weapons. It is far superior technology.
*Patience
Wars cause patients. Winning requires patience. If this is the kind of strategy we can expect from the spears, they won't be any challenge.