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I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.

I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.

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[–] pmyb2 [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Slow and steady wins the war. Patients is needed in battle strategy. Broccoli will fall like all the rest when asparagus finally joins the battle.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0)

*Patience

Wars cause patients. Winning requires patience. If this is the kind of strategy we can expect from the spears, they won't be any challenge.

[–] pmyb2 [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Its early you'll have to excuse my mistake, the spears will be victorious, search your feelings you know it to be true. Give in to your anger.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 0 points (+0|-0)

You seem to have forgotten that spears are a melee weapon. Brussels sprouts can be thrown, launched from a trebuchet, fired from a slingshot, used in cannons. The best a spear can hope for it an atlatl.