I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.
An Asparagus Ballista would destroy any of your sprout based weapons. It is far superior technology.
An Asparagus Ballista would destroy any of your sprout based weapons. It is far superior technology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNr-BQgpd0
Eventually, you'll give into the the anger and hate and join the Asparagus side.
Eventually, you'll give into the the anger and hate and join the Asparagus side.
You seem to have forgotten that spears are a melee weapon. Brussels sprouts can be thrown, launched from a trebuchet, fired from a slingshot, used in cannons. The best a spear can hope for it an atlatl.