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Dear Jobes,

Any brand of sausage will do. I can't wait to introduce you to my sister, Nora. You get your choice in sleeping arraignments. We have a nice little hammock that you can snuggle in, or you can sleep in our nest. Sadly, my landlord only allows one extra guest at a time.

Your friend, Steve The Rat

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Dear Steve,

I would be happy with either the hammock or the nest sleeping situations. One last question - I have some pretty significant allergies. If I turn out to be allergic to your fur, can I shave you?

See you soon, Jobes

Dear Jobes,

I am sure all three of us can snuggle comfortably in the hammock. I would prefer to keep my fur, it gets very cold this time of the year. We do have benadryl if you have a reaction. What kind of wood do you prefer to chew on? We have apple and poplar sticks, but I am sure we can get more from grocery store.

Sincerely, Steve The Rat

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Hi Steve,

No worries about the fur thing - benadryl will be fine. I prefer Maple wood and I like to dip it in a little bit of fresh from the tree maple sap. Delicious if you haven't tried it! I'll try to see if I can get some in time for the trip.

Have to go feed the cats now. TTYL. Jobes