Dear Jobes,
Any brand of sausage will do. I can't wait to introduce you to my sister, Nora. You get your choice in sleeping arraignments. We have a nice little hammock that you can snuggle in, or you can sleep in our nest. Sadly, my landlord only allows one extra guest at a time.
Your friend, Steve The Rat
Dear Steve,
I would be happy with either the hammock or the nest sleeping situations. One last question - I have some pretty significant allergies. If I turn out to be allergic to your fur, can I shave you?
See you soon, Jobes
Dear Jobes,
I am sure all three of us can snuggle comfortably in the hammock. I would prefer to keep my fur, it gets very cold this time of the year. We do have benadryl if you have a reaction. What kind of wood do you prefer to chew on? We have apple and poplar sticks, but I am sure we can get more from grocery store.
Sincerely, Steve The Rat
Dear Steve,
I searched far and wide, but I cannot find any "Occasional" brand sausages. I'm afraid I'll only be able to bring carrot sandwiches with cheezit crackers as the bread.
See you soon, Jobes
PS - Where do I sleep?
PSS - Can I bring a friend?