Dear Steve,
I searched far and wide, but I cannot find any "Occasional" brand sausages. I'm afraid I'll only be able to bring carrot sandwiches with cheezit crackers as the bread.
See you soon, Jobes
PS - Where do I sleep?
PSS - Can I bring a friend?
Dear Jobes,
Any brand of sausage will do. I can't wait to introduce you to my sister, Nora. You get your choice in sleeping arraignments. We have a nice little hammock that you can snuggle in, or you can sleep in our nest. Sadly, my landlord only allows one extra guest at a time.
Your friend, Steve The Rat
Dear Steve,
I would be happy with either the hammock or the nest sleeping situations. One last question - I have some pretty significant allergies. If I turn out to be allergic to your fur, can I shave you?
See you soon, Jobes
Dear Jobes,
You are more than welcome to come visit our cage, but you must bring nom noms. We really like carrots, cheezit crackers and the occasional sausage.
Yours truly, Steve The Rat