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[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0) 5 years ago Edited 5 years ago

Literally the first two items I thought of as well--but in the opposite order. Guess that says something about a man.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0) 5 years ago

Gunpowder infused with penicillin!

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0) 5 years ago

Now we're talking! Is that technically still one item? If so, there are probably some other things we could bring for number two. Maybe a car for transportation and some titty mags in the trunk? I doubt medieval bitches would show much skin. And we'll have this parked at a petrol station, so technically we're just bringing the whole service station back with us.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0) 5 years ago

I like the way you're thinking. Maybe bringing an entire costco warehouse or amazon fulfillment center could count as one item as well