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[–] jobes 7 points (+7|-0)

Penicillin and gunpowder. I would rule the entire continent within weeks.

[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

Literally the first two items I thought of as well--but in the opposite order. Guess that says something about a man.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Gunpowder infused with penicillin!

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

Now we're talking! Is that technically still one item? If so, there are probably some other things we could bring for number two. Maybe a car for transportation and some titty mags in the trunk? I doubt medieval bitches would show much skin. And we'll have this parked at a petrol station, so technically we're just bringing the whole service station back with us.