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[–] xyzzy 5 points (+5|-0)

Hang heavy metal signs at a height tall people will hit their heads on it, saying "watch your head".

[–] E-werd 0 points (+0|-0)

Aww fuck you. Metal signs are the worst to hit your head off of, the edges are sharp.

[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

Depends on where you work and what people do there.

Otherwise you could probably have an eye wash station that looks vaguely like a golden shower, and have it say something like 'know where to go'. Maybe something about getting wet if you can incorporate it.

Factory work, but no chemicals. Our eye wash station is just a couple of squirt bottles of saline solution.

More along the line of repetition strain, sharp objects and pinch points.

[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

I can't think of anything for sharp objects, but for repetition strain:

"Don't go too hard; give your hands a rest"

Pinch points obviously need to be something about sticking your fingers in places, but I can't think of one that's suggestive enough while also not being obvious.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

All I've come up with is

"Safety's our target" with a bullseye that looks like a butthole.

And

"Safety's

The

Default"

[–] pembo210 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

All those in favor of safety glasses, say eye

Caution: Tripping Hazard

In random places: Choking Hazard

Keep Back: The closer you get, the slower I go

I like choking hazard one and may look into a batch of stickers for that.

I think they just recently removed the last "for rectal use only" a couple months back.

But my covert googly eye campaign is still going strong.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I need to know more about this "covert googly eye campaign."

Like two years ago I purchased a bunch of googly eyes. I've since vandalized a couple of safety signs. One has been left undisturbed this whole time and very few people have even noticed it.