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[–] pembo210 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

All those in favor of safety glasses, say eye

Caution: Tripping Hazard

In random places: Choking Hazard

Keep Back: The closer you get, the slower I go

I like choking hazard one and may look into a batch of stickers for that.

I think they just recently removed the last "for rectal use only" a couple months back.

But my covert googly eye campaign is still going strong.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I need to know more about this "covert googly eye campaign."

Like two years ago I purchased a bunch of googly eyes. I've since vandalized a couple of safety signs. One has been left undisturbed this whole time and very few people have even noticed it.