The first friend you introduce him to is actually your girlfriend who you thought you ditched minutes earlier
The first friend you introduce him to is actually your girlfriend who you thought you ditched minutes earlier
i'd quickly look back at where i just came from and back at her and back where i came from and back at her. i almost certainly would not mention the break in reality at this point although i would probably start grinning uncontrollably in an eerily similar manner to my new friend. i expect this is the point when my girlfriend walks away in exasperation but i haven't been keeping good tabs on her so i'm not sure.
i'd quickly look back at where i just came from and back at her and back where i came from and back at her. i almost certainly would not mention the break in reality at this point although i would probably start grinning uncontrollably in an eerily similar manner to my new friend. i expect this is the point when my girlfriend walks away in exasperation but i haven't been keeping good tabs on her so i'm not sure.
this would be the point when i realize what a strange position i am in, my eyes get really big and i start looking around nervously, mumble something about needing to find my girlfriend and ditch my girlfriend with this weirdo.
either that or if i'm still peaking really hard, i drag that guy to meet the first, and probably very disinterested, friend i see and repeatedly say that that guy needs to be with us.