i'd quickly look back at where i just came from and back at her and back where i came from and back at her. i almost certainly would not mention the break in reality at this point although i would probably start grinning uncontrollably in an eerily similar manner to my new friend. i expect this is the point when my girlfriend walks away in exasperation but i haven't been keeping good tabs on her so i'm not sure.
i'd quickly look back at where i just came from and back at her and back where i came from and back at her. i almost certainly would not mention the break in reality at this point although i would probably start grinning uncontrollably in an eerily similar manner to my new friend. i expect this is the point when my girlfriend walks away in exasperation but i haven't been keeping good tabs on her so i'm not sure.
The first friend you introduce him to is actually your girlfriend who you thought you ditched minutes earlier