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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

If I am in a room with a person dressed like that, I expect I must be tripping so while this mythical girlfriend of mine is getting felt up, I'm busy feeling that guy's outfit. First running my hand along it with the grain, then trying to run it sideways, across the grain and probably grimacing while doing so, then back to feeling it going with the grain. All the while probably making odd oooing noises.

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

BBLBLBLLBBLBLLL

He responds positively to your touch. What is your next move?

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

this would be the point when i realize what a strange position i am in, my eyes get really big and i start looking around nervously, mumble something about needing to find my girlfriend and ditch my girlfriend with this weirdo.

either that or if i'm still peaking really hard, i drag that guy to meet the first, and probably very disinterested, friend i see and repeatedly say that that guy needs to be with us.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

The first friend you introduce him to is actually your girlfriend who you thought you ditched minutes earlier

[–] KillBill 1 points (+1|-0)

If he's wearing that expression on his face then I'm attacking him in self-defense, girlfriend or not.