Phuks!

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Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches - Mirror Online (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by Kannibal on Whatever

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Police dog dies after axe-wielding man shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ attacked armed officers (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on News

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PREDICTION: This will not end well. (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on Whatever

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'Oldest living person ever at 128' wishes she had died young and says her longevity is "a punishment" (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by [Deleted] on News

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'Paranoid' Kim Jong-un orders scientists to examine every piece of lettuce he eats amid poisoning fears (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by ohphukimintrouble on northkorea

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Shameless Tory council leader blames Grenfell Tower block residents for lack of sprinklers claiming they didn't want 'disruption' (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by PMYA on UnitedKingdom

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'Theresa May was s**t': Distraught Grenfell Tower resident tells Jeremy Corbyn the PM 'didn't speak to any of us' (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by PMYA on UnitedKingdom

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Theresa May's chief of staff 'sat on' report warning high-rise blocks like Grenfell Tower were vulnerable to fire (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by PMYA on UnitedKingdom

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Jeremy Corbyn vows to oust Theresa May 'within a matter of days' after spectacular election result (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by PMYA on UnitedKingdom

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Russian Cup final descends into chaos as brawl between Lokomotiv Moscow and FC Ural players sees 4 red cards (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by Boukert on Football

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Human porn stars will be replaced by 'virtual actors' in the future as viewers choose polygons over people (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by soylentglitter on Whatever

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Arjen Robben hits out at players moving to China - 'You are basically acknowledging your career is over' (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by Boukert on Football

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Shocking! How could they!? - Morbid website predicts that the Queen, Bruce Forsyth and 48 other famous people will DIE in 2017 (www.mirror.co.uk)

posted by PMYA on Deathpool