It's dinnertime! Be our guest and grab a seat as we engage in frivolous, silly, unimportant, trivial, and meaningless philosophical discussions about things that don't matter.

Civil and polite discourse is expected(as if you were at an actual dinner table).

Table Manners

• You do not talk about The Dinner Table.

• You do not talk about The Dinner Table.

• If this is your first time at The Dinner Table, please host a dinner conversation.

• Dinner conversations are never over.

• Only two guests to a food fight.

• One food fight at a time, fellas.

• No shirt, no shoes, no service.

• Dining will go on as long as it has to.