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[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 4 points (+4|-0)

Spend the next 10 years meditating and nofapping. No ejaculation of any kind for that matter.

When you're ready, cum in her as many times as physics will allow without pulling out or stopping. Stay inside overnight to make sure nothing leaks out.

She should then be giving birth to at LEAST 15 identical twins at once. Either that or one of them will eat the other 14 in the womb and you'll end up with a monster baby.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 2 points (+2|-0)

This is autobiographical isn't it?

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

I needed 14 fetuses to achieve true powers, but one of them got away and I just came out retarded.

One day I shall get my revenge