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[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

U need to get more wives.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

You can be number 2 :)

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm an exclusive top and I doubt you've had more than 8in before.

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, LOLS...

Find a woman who's short on intelligence and blessed with wide hips.

Less than smart to agree to such a foolish idea and wide hips to make the birthing somewhat easier on her.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

But what if I want 10-12 smart children? Any Chad can knock up a dumb girl

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 4 points (+4|-0)

Spend the next 10 years meditating and nofapping. No ejaculation of any kind for that matter.

When you're ready, cum in her as many times as physics will allow without pulling out or stopping. Stay inside overnight to make sure nothing leaks out.

She should then be giving birth to at LEAST 15 identical twins at once. Either that or one of them will eat the other 14 in the womb and you'll end up with a monster baby.

[–] CDanger 3 points (+3|-0)

one of them will eat the other 14 in the womb and you'll end up with a monster baby

I like that you use sound Darwinian science to support the creation of a master race. This is what peak enlightenment looks like.

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

A smart woman willing to bear 10-12 children is quite similar to a unicorn. Perhaps wonderful to imagine, but non-existent, nonetheless.

Being willing to bear that many children automatically makes her mental processes suspect and casts doubt on any claim to even average intelligence.