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ROYAL DECREE Public Health Order: All members must now apply sunlight directly to their testicles for 30 minutes per day to increase testosterone levels by 200%

(forum.bodybuilding.com)

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[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

What if there is no direct sunlight because of weather?

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

UV lights reportedly work for you sun-poor people

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 2 points (+2|-0)

I rest my balls on a UV bug zapper and that does the trick.