Public Health Order: All members must now apply sunlight directly to their testicles for 30 minutes per day to increase testosterone levels by 200%

[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

What if there is no direct sunlight because of weather?

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 2 points (+2|-0)

I rest my balls on a UV bug zapper and that does the trick.

[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

Does this apply to female members as well? Further instructions needed.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Some women have penises, so this applies doubly to them. If you're one of those weird women without a penis, then sun your butt hole instead

[–] smallpond 0 points (+1|-1)

Do some have penises but not balls? Will sunning their butts help them grow a pair? Are buttholes still guaranteed? Nothing's simple these days...

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Will sunning their butts help them grow a pair?

I think if you let someone plant some seeds in there first then something will grow in the sun

Are buttholes still guaranteed?

Enough people spew shit out of their mouth that I would believe not everyone has one

ROYAL DECREE Public Health Order: All members must now apply sunlight directly to their testicles for 30 minutes per day to increase testosterone levels by 200%