Flair text As we approach the dog days of summer here's a friendly PSA

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on soapdoxbanhammer

if a stray dog has you in a viceroy grip of lockjaw. A gentle yet firm "Thumb In The Bum" will distract any animal, giving enough time to escape.

Or for the Americans, a round or two discharged from your eagle dicked, patriotic AR15 should do the trick just as well.

if a stray dog has you in a viceroy grip of lockjaw. A gentle yet firm "Thumb In The Bum" will distract any animal, giving enough time to escape. Or for the Americans, a round or two discharged from your eagle dicked, patriotic AR15 should do the trick just as well.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0)

Steve Irwin taught me that trick a long time ago

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Flair text As we approach the dog days of summer here's a friendly PSA

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