Flair text As we approach the dog days of summer here's a friendly PSA

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on soapdoxbanhammer

if a stray dog has you in a viceroy grip of lockjaw. A gentle yet firm "Thumb In The Bum" will distract any animal, giving enough time to escape.

Or for the Americans, a round or two discharged from your eagle dicked, patriotic AR15 should do the trick just as well.

if a stray dog has you in a viceroy grip of lockjaw. A gentle yet firm "Thumb In The Bum" will distract any animal, giving enough time to escape. Or for the Americans, a round or two discharged from your eagle dicked, patriotic AR15 should do the trick just as well.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0)

Steve Irwin taught me that trick a long time ago

[–] Boukert LovesCock 2 points (+2|-0)

A thumb up your own butt will distract almost any mammal!

It's also a good way to get out of trouble with @jobes HR

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

Muh double-barrel 10 gauge with 3.5in shells has never failed within 10yds.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

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Can I just consume the dog? The American way is to consume, consume, CONSUME.

Edit: Must get wider!

[+] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Flair text As we approach the dog days of summer here's a friendly PSA

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