So I left a hamburger on the counter overnight and just ate it

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 4 points (+4|-0)

It was a double hamburger with onions and peppers. Thanks for asking, dicks.

You probably could have left it there for a week and not gotten sick after eating it, as long as the area wasn't humid.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Maybe, it wasn't a fast food highly preserved burger, it was grilled at a local drive-in. This is also a humid and rainy month, the AC has not been kicking on to reduce moisture because of the cold wave here, so I might die.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

The bun was moist

I don't want to know what you did with the bun.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited

You know how toilet paper sold out like crazy because of the coronavirus? I had to be resourceful.

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

All the bacteria is just extra protein so if anything it made you stronger

So I left a hamburger on the counter overnight and just ate it

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