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[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

Mayo is serious business bruh. If you can't understand that, then I can and will unleash @mattvision on you.

[–] Boukert LovesCock 2 points (+2|-0)

wait wut? "organic mayo" is big business?!?!?

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

Regular mayo is full of oestrogen hormones from the soy oil and will turn you gay. You gots to use avocado-based mayo to retain your manliness