Fine, here is a pic of the chat log meaning it happened
Weird, your girlfriend said the same thing about your diixels
This is what pulled the trigger:
<Fluf> but look how many times jobes' says organic, it must be good for you if it says it organic four times
<Fluf> that nonorganic sea salt must be bad for you
I ain't NEVER changing my position on this issue no matter what haters like you say
Mayo is serious business bruh. If you can't understand that, then I can and will unleash @mattvision on you.
Regular mayo is full of oestrogen hormones from the soy oil and will turn you gay. You gots to use avocado-based mayo to retain your manliness
At least someone gets it
Pics or it didn't happen.