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Imperial
Weak-ass Metric
Use beans for both distance and weight
Other (explain in comments)

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[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Bacon strips for measuring distance and cured and pork bellies for weight.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

They tried that. They'd calibrate them by nibbling them to a standard measurement. They'd go too far and would have to nibble down the standard. Eventually the whole supply would shrink to nothing and they'd have to start all over again.