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Imperial
Weak-ass Metric
Use beans for both distance and weight
Other (explain in comments)

14 comments

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Bacon strips for measuring distance and cured and pork bellies for weight.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

They tried that. They'd calibrate them by nibbling them to a standard measurement. They'd go too far and would have to nibble down the standard. Eventually the whole supply would shrink to nothing and they'd have to start all over again.

[–] angeredwhackjob 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

/s/GreenBeanLegion supports the legume system, along side of "cunthairs" for fine measurements.

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 1 points (+1|-0)

The butt. It's a measurement of wine.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

A butt approximately equated to 108 imperial gallons (130 US gallons; 491 litres) for ale or 126 imperial gallons (151 US gallons; 573 litres) for wine (also known as a pipe)

That is a...uh...special unit of measurement