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[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

Just sit tight. I've reported you to unnamed authorites answerable only to my husband. The SUVs should arrive shortly. If I were you, I'd go guietly. Bits and pieces of the last person to resist are still showing up in frozen food packages.

I promise you won't suffer.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

ugh, can't you call the cool feds who drive Italian sports cars instead of lame SUVs?

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

Have you ever seen six guys in load-bearing harnesses with full combat load-out trying to get out of a sportscar? LOLS, it's not a pretty sight. :-)