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[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 3 points (+3|-0)

LOLS

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 2 points (+2|-0)

Did you give him that pic? When you gave it to me I stored it on an encrypted drive so it wasn't me who leaked it.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

I exploited the USB cable to radio transmit all transfer data

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

Just sit tight. I've reported you to unnamed authorites answerable only to my husband. The SUVs should arrive shortly. If I were you, I'd go guietly. Bits and pieces of the last person to resist are still showing up in frozen food packages.

I promise you won't suffer.