Showerthought: If your wife has huge boobs she will run from a bear slower than u

So for example if u were in Canada where u can't carry a gun, a busty or fat wife could be an advantage in the woods.

Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

So for example if u were in Canada where u can't carry a gun, a busty or fat wife could be an advantage in the woods. Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

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[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

I guess it depends how busty but you have a point ... with continuous training the body can adapt.

Boob weight over 50% bodyweight though I think there are some scientific limits to how fast u can run.

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[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

... and if you're even able to stand upright

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[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

I hear it can be challenging for some

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Showerthought: If your wife has huge boobs she will run from a bear slower than u

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