[This mezmerizing dance scene awoke some rather unorthodox feeling in Captain Picard!](http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwkqgdJm61qf4elio1_500.gif)
[Riker tried radical therapy to undo the gay contagion that had infected Jean Luc!](http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2009/06/1245382746288.gif)
[Meanwhile Jean Luc was porking everything and anything he could get his coked up hands on, in the captain's seat!](http://smutty.com/media_smutty/d/r/e/e/b/dreemee-nb2kq-fd03dd.gif)
Janeway was getting weird, so Q started checking out the other "talent" Starfleet had to offer