[Meanwhile Jean Luc was porking everything and anything he could get his coked up hands on, in the captain's seat!](http://smutty.com/media_smutty/d/r/e/e/b/dreemee-nb2kq-fd03dd.gif)
Poor Riker is still trying to find something to jerk it to. Might be time to upgrade the Enterprise's computer, #1!
[Poor Riker is still trying to find something to jerk it to](https://i.imgtc.com/r7gO6GG.gif). Might be time to upgrade the Enterprise's computer, #1!
[Dat blue screen really fucked up the poor commander. He went stircrazy and went right after his clone!](http://i.imgur.com/Rnb1h.gif)
Riker tried radical therapy to undo the gay contagion that had infected Jean Luc!