[That was my second favorite favorite fetish next to an abnormally smooth Riker](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wBkH7JRJEUA/Un2P6AmBHbI/AAAAAAAACZ8/JvhXM8o7Dts/s1600/ST+Insurrection+smooth.gif)
[Or his rape obsession with short Engineers!](https://media1.giphy.com/media/3rgXBLedWcfE1GaGI0/200.gif)
MRW @jobes [hasn't replied in the last 16 hours!](https://media1.giphy.com/media/9qduZHev1Hg3K/200.gif)
Do you remember that episode where spock wanted to explore his Asphyxia fetish?