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Seems like that would be more effective when fighting Little Mac but a taller person wouldn't be as hindered.
Seems like that would be more effective when fighting [Little Mac](http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2017/04/feature_thirty_years_ago_little_mac_became_a_champion_in_punch-out/large.jpg) but a taller person wouldn't be as hindered.
True, and the fat would slow me down. The weaknesses of fats is the head.
If the boobs were 50% of bodyweight as you suggest though they could twirl around like a video game character and knock the opponent over with their bewbs.
True, and the fat would slow me down. The weaknesses of fats is the head.
If the boobs were 50% of bodyweight as you suggest though they could twirl around like a video game character and knock the opponent over with their bewbs.
30 pounds of boobs? Do you crush beer cans with those cans as a party trick?