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Please be honest I want a boyfriend

Please be honest I want a boyfriend

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[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

About 10% boobs

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

30 pounds of boobs? Do you crush beer cans with those cans as a party trick?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 0 points (+0|-0)

No, but they are handy in fistfights ... imagine trying to uppercut me

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Seems like that would be more effective when fighting Little Mac but a taller person wouldn't be as hindered.