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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm with you on some of that. My ex wife used to be obsessed with crime drama shows like Law and Order, SVU, NCIS and hospital dramas. My god those shows were insufferable.

The history channel used to be so legit when I was young, but it's so shit now. Legitimately the only live tv I watch are a few cartoons like Venture Bros. We have free cable where I live and this is the first time I used it in over a year. I do end up inadvertently watching a few hours of horse racing tv per day because my brother is obsessed with it and he watches races on tv, his laptop and his phone all at the same time

[–] TheBuddha 1 points (+1|-0)

On that subject! I leased some land and they built-to-order my second office - across the big ol' honkin' parking lot from an OTB place.

They served booze, food, had bowling, had an arcade with pinball, and had pool tables.

That may well have been the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Horse racing is kinda awesome. Does he prefer thoroughbreds or harness racing?

(To fuck with 'em, I'd call that 'chariot racing.' I even bought a riding crop and would go in and hoot and holler at the television screens while the races went off. Like I said, probably one of my dumbest ideas.)

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh god, thoroughbred only. Once the harness races come on he starts betting Australia, Dubai or UK tracks instead depending on the time. We actuality live in walking distance of a well known track.

But yeah, opening an office across the street from an OTB party place like that sounds like a bad idea. At least it wasn't a strip club. I had a co-worker who used to go to those over lunch

[–] TheBuddha 1 points (+1|-0)

The list of clients I've taken to OTB is long and extremely private!

Does he know how to read the race charts and stuff? I'm pretty sure I still have some race booklets in storage.

And, yeah... It was a horrible idea. I'm gonna guess you don't need details!