If this post gets more than 27 upvotes I will shove that many tide pods in my ass

I can't stop him, but I'm making it clear that I'd rather it not happen. The whole act is pretty gross + could cause serious injury.

You make it clear that you'd enjoy watching this thing take place. Why do you want it to happen?

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 0 points (+0|-0)

Morbid curiosity. Like watching a toddler stick a fork in a light socket.

[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

We all know you've never allowed a toddler to electrocute themselves. You can admit you like the butt stuff - nobody's here to judge.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 0 points (+0|-0)

Electrocuted?

No.

A mild shock?

Hey, experience is the best teacher.

WHITE PRIVELEGE If this post gets more than 27 upvotes I will shove that many tide pods in my ass