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I am Sofa King. We Todd it.

posted by jobes Sexiest human on Phuks on soapdoxbanhammer

Have someone else say it three times fast, or have them say it in iambic pentameter for fun. It helps put everyone in the holiday spirit!

Have someone else say it three times fast, or have them say it in iambic pentameter for fun. It helps put everyone in the holiday spirit!

7 comments

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I love Christmas time at uncle pembo's house!

[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

Just wait untill you get invited to "party" in his christmass basement for a taste of his special eggnog!

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I hear his eggnog is delicious, but it really makes your butt hurt when you wake up the next day

[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

Beats a hangover every day of the week!