I am Sofa King. We Todd it.

posted by jobes Sexiest human on Phuks on soapdoxbanhammer

Have someone else say it three times fast, or have them say it in iambic pentameter for fun. It helps put everyone in the holiday spirit!

7 comments

[–] pembo210 55 gallon drum of lube 2 points (+2|-0)

This place is starting to feel like home

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I love Christmas time at uncle pembo's house!

[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

Just wait untill you get invited to "party" in his christmass basement for a taste of his special eggnog!

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I hear his eggnog is delicious, but it really makes your butt hurt when you wake up the next day

[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

Morning sunshine! Feeling festive?

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Allergic to something, but other than that still waiting on coffee to brew, then I'll start feeling awake