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[–] TheRedArmy 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

The strangest fiction you could imagine could not compare to actual reality of the world.

...That reminds me of an episode of MAS*H, where Charles is [off-handedly, not off-handedly] talking about all the things he's done in his life that are extraordinary or noteworthy. When BJ mentions he went on a date with an understudy of Audrey Hepburn's, Charles mentioned the one time he went on a date with Audrey herself. Hawkeye and BJ call him out on it, saying he's full of it. The scene goes like this -

Charles: Gentlemen, (chuckles), I really don't want to do this, but...(pulls something out of his wallet and hands it to Hawkeye).

Hawkeye: (chuckling slightly, looks at the picture, looks away immediately, and stops laughing).

BJ: What is it?

Hawkeye: It's a picture of Audrey Hepburn, having dinner with...I can't say it - Charles.

BJ: It's a fake! (grabs picture) ...It's not a fake!

Charles: Gentlemen, when will you realize that even your fantasies cannot compare to my real life?