The strangest fiction you could imagine could not compare to actual reality of the world.
...That reminds me of an episode of MAS*H, where Charles is [off-handedly, not off-handedly] talking about all the things he's done in his life that are extraordinary or noteworthy. When BJ mentions he went on a date with an understudy of Audrey Hepburn's, Charles mentioned the one time he went on a date with Audrey herself. Hawkeye and BJ call him out on it, saying he's full of it. The scene goes like this -
Charles: Gentlemen, (chuckles), I really don't want to do this, but...(pulls something out of his wallet and hands it to Hawkeye).
Hawkeye: (chuckling slightly, looks at the picture, looks away immediately, and stops laughing).
BJ: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's a picture of Audrey Hepburn, having dinner with...I can't say it - Charles.
BJ: It's a fake! (grabs picture) ...It's not a fake!
Charles: Gentlemen, when will you realize that even your fantasies cannot compare to my real life?
The strangest fiction you could imagine could not compare to actual reality of the world.
...That reminds me of an episode of _M*A*S*H_, where Charles is [off-handedly, not off-handedly] talking about all the things he's done in his life that are extraordinary or noteworthy. When BJ mentions he went on a date with an understudy of Audrey Hepburn's, Charles mentioned the one time he went on a date with Audrey herself. Hawkeye and BJ call him out on it, saying he's full of it. The scene goes like this -
**Charles**: Gentlemen, (chuckles), I really don't want to do this, but...(pulls something out of his wallet and hands it to Hawkeye).
**Hawkeye**: (chuckling slightly, looks at the picture, looks away immediately, and stops laughing).
**BJ**: What is it?
**Hawkeye**: It's a picture of Audrey Hepburn, having dinner with...I can't say it - Charles.
**BJ**: It's a fake! (grabs picture) ...It's not a fake!
**Charles**: Gentlemen, when will you realize that even your fantasies cannot compare to my real life?
The strangest fiction you could imagine could not compare to actual reality of the world.
...That reminds me of an episode of MAS*H, where Charles is [off-handedly, not off-handedly] talking about all the things he's done in his life that are extraordinary or noteworthy. When BJ mentions he went on a date with an understudy of Audrey Hepburn's, Charles mentioned the one time he went on a date with Audrey herself. Hawkeye and BJ call him out on it, saying he's full of it. The scene goes like this -
Charles: Gentlemen, (chuckles), I really don't want to do this, but...(pulls something out of his wallet and hands it to Hawkeye).
Hawkeye: (chuckling slightly, looks at the picture, looks away immediately, and stops laughing).
BJ: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's a picture of Audrey Hepburn, having dinner with...I can't say it - Charles.
BJ: It's a fake! (grabs picture) ...It's not a fake!
Charles: Gentlemen, when will you realize that even your fantasies cannot compare to my real life?